| Saturday, February 5th, 2005 |
| 12:43 am |
POOP IN MY ROCKET SHIPS.
O.o I'm back from the dead. FUCK YOU. I'm going to eat lots of bananas and masterbate on your skull. FUCK YOU. No one cared that I died. No one cares that I live in a cardboard shoe box filled with tissue papers. I was burried in the backyard next to a tree stump. I ate my way out!!!!!!!!!!! EWWW. FUCK YOU SCUM. |
| Tuesday, October 14th, 2003 |
| 3:16 pm |
Bleh.
Clay finally let me out of the closet. He put me in there for nearly 3 months and said I couldn't leave until I became a good monkey and stopped lying all the time. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL OF YOU. I am monkey steve, and I can do what I want. I can eat 3 bananas and not worry about it. FUCK OFF AND DIE. |
| Tuesday, April 29th, 2003 |
| 1:39 pm |
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!
Thats the last time I hop a plane to japan to visit my internet girlfriend...... I ended up getting SARS and being quarantined for a couple of months. >__< I took some pics while in japan though. I'll walk to CVS later and get them developed(I can pay for the pics this time because I stole $20 from clays coat pocket). Current Mood:  angry |
| Friday, March 21st, 2003 |
| 1:32 pm |
Banana 2.
These pretzels are making me thirsty. ^__^ I was a good monkey today and I stayed inside because it was raining. I'm not allowed to slosh around in the mud. Clay gets angry. Current Mood:  cheerful |
| Thursday, March 13th, 2003 |
| 11:49 am |
BANANA 1.
Wowsers. I spent a month hiding in the washing machine.... never hide in the washing machine!!!! *gasps for air* |
| Wednesday, February 19th, 2003 |
| 2:17 pm |
Long time, no monkey update.
Everythings been swell in the monkey universe! Since the snow, I haven't been allowed outside much.... which makes me cry. *tears* clay says the snow would eat me. *shivers* So I should listen. But that didn't stop me from sneaking outside and making a snowmonkey! *giggles* Hes' a little chap, as the snow on the ground is almost taller than me! Well, I've been watching a lot of tv lately....... mostly pro wrestling. There needs to be monkey pro wrestling. Well, I'll be back soon! |
| Thursday, February 13th, 2003 |
| 12:09 am |
*GRRR*
I tried to make a www.facethejury.com account but they rejected it..... damn racist against monkey people. *sighs* |
| Tuesday, February 4th, 2003 |
| 7:53 pm |
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| Thursday, January 30th, 2003 |
| 11:38 pm |
Whoa whatta week!
Well, it all started out while riding the blast (this story is not for the faint of heart). Stepping off of the bus, I noticed a banana laying on the sidewalk...... and as I got closer..... it started moving. Angrily, I attacked the banana, only to find out that it was hooked onto a fishing pole and I fell into the evil clutches of my nemesis French Boy Fred -->  (the owner of the dreaded "Monkey Burger" restaurant!) He picked me up, unhooked me, and placed me in a garbage bag... then road his electric trolley back to Monkey Burger. While locked in a cage I plotted out my escape. I picked the lock with my monkey tail and knocked out French Boy with a kung pow kick to the back of the head. Then, I had to hitch hike all the way home from Frenchburg, Kentucky! Just remember monkey people! Beware of the French Boy or its Indiana Jones 2 all over again.... monkey brains for lunch!!! |
| Tuesday, January 21st, 2003 |
| 4:13 pm |
Yay!
Today I rode the blast to meijers and bought me a basket of bananas! |
| Monday, January 20th, 2003 |
| 12:53 pm |
I am the King Bananamal and you are my monkey sex slave robots!
Sorry for my leap of absense, I went out and got monkey wasted on toxic bananas.... never eat the green ones. I had a really bad monkey hangover yesterday........ I remember laying around all day... watching Teletubies. Thats all I really gotsa say, besides saying: I am the Monkey King! All bow down before the Bananamal! *hoots* |
| Friday, January 17th, 2003 |
| 2:16 pm |
My favorite show is on!
I am such a happy monkey. I am watching return of the killer tomatoes and I am eating a banana. Bananas are yummy. I think I will ride the blast today because I got sources stating that the bus rifts me. I need to find $7. |
| Thursday, January 16th, 2003 |
| 7:32 pm |
Monkey says (poem):
Monkey says banana! Monkey says banana! Monkey says banana! Banana! Ha! Monkey didn't say! Your OUT! |
| 2:09 pm |
Lucky Day=Happy Monkey
Man o man! I get to ride the bus today! I found $.75 on the floor!!! *monkey dance* I found a banana too! This must be my lucky day! |
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