urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve The Adventures Of A Monkey In Cyber Space The Adventures Of A Monkey In Cyber Space 2005-02-05T05:41:46Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:4031 2005-02-05T05:41:46Z 2005-02-05T05:41:46Z O.o I'm back from the dead. FUCK YOU. I'm going to eat lots of bananas and masterbate on your skull. FUCK YOU. No one cared that I died. No one cares that I live in a cardboard shoe box filled with tissue papers. I was burried in the backyard next to a tree stump. I ate my way out!!!!!!!!!!! EWWW. FUCK YOU SCUM. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:3796 2003-10-14T19:15:32Z 2003-10-14T19:15:32Z Clay finally let me out of the closet. He put me in there for nearly 3 months and said I couldn't leave until I became a good monkey and stopped lying all the time. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL OF YOU. I am monkey steve, and I can do what I want. I can eat 3 bananas and not worry about it. FUCK OFF AND DIE. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:3249 2003-04-29T17:36:58Z 2003-04-29T17:36:58Z Thats the last time I hop a plane to japan to visit my internet girlfriend...... I ended up getting SARS and being quarantined for a couple of months. &gt;__&lt; I took some pics while in japan though. I'll walk to CVS later and get them developed(I can pay for the pics this time because I stole $20 from clays coat pocket). urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:2828 2003-03-21T18:49:08Z 2003-03-21T18:49:08Z These pretzels are making me thirsty. ^__^ I was a good monkey today and I stayed inside because it was raining. I'm not allowed to slosh around in the mud. Clay gets angry. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:2746 2003-03-13T17:02:11Z 2003-03-13T17:02:11Z Wowsers. I spent a month hiding in the washing machine.... never hide in the washing machine!!!! *gasps for air* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:2490 2003-02-19T19:23:47Z 2003-02-19T19:23:47Z Everythings been swell in the monkey universe! Since the snow, I haven't been allowed outside much.... which makes me cry. *tears* clay says the snow would eat me. *shivers* So I should listen. But that didn't stop me from sneaking outside and making a snowmonkey! *giggles* Hes' a little chap, as the snow on the ground is almost taller than me! Well, I've been watching a lot of tv lately....... mostly pro wrestling. There needs to be monkey pro wrestling. Well, I'll be back soon! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:2231 2003-02-13T05:12:42Z 2003-02-13T05:12:42Z I tried to make a www.facethejury.com account but they rejected it..... damn racist against monkey people. *sighs* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:2017 2003-02-05T01:19:50Z 2003-02-05T01:19:50Z <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADoBLAVTRZhi4Q4ULNMc0j!OIxcLzEAn8qyuFDOcAP0Kz2U3E5**V3I2eP9*XcBIxK!onxa8EbTvfh5H3COhmKNC6gPQT8grt54BK3J!*xpAAAAcXJlBA/monkey-5.bmp?dc=4675408310943104457"><br />rockin monkey<br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SACvBLEVihZhi4Q4ULNMc!0B3yEhpfMHrLQuDVNM0CITHhHVasr52MlA69YjiFM!AwUbFJq2LyddUnQohxpj4LVVJ3pjEuBtNTxV4sZ5wYtGAAAAcXIsBA/monkey-6.bmp?dc=4675408312436189390"><br />Me and my cock<br /><br /><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADbArIVxxZhi4Q4ULNMc4E1LkGWyttMGppOs9n!XNApvYr2jJjAgR8GrLX5PoAwOehJo*NmNR4RwBfzjceBdSldxFMpxbqRnbh7WEeDs8ozAAAAcXJUAg/monkey-7.bmp?dc=4675408313644034409"><br />weee!!!!!!!<br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:1547 2003-01-31T04:49:17Z 2003-01-31T04:49:17Z Well, it all started out while riding the blast (this story is not for the faint of heart). Stepping off of the bus, I noticed a banana laying on the sidewalk...... and as I got closer..... it started moving. Angrily, I attacked the banana, only to find out that it was hooked onto a fishing pole and I fell into the evil clutches of my nemesis French Boy Fred --&gt;<br /><br /><img src="http://www.geocities.com/tig_ger1983/pan.jpg"><br />(the owner of the dreaded "Monkey Burger" restaurant!) <br /><br />He picked me up, unhooked me, and placed me in a garbage bag... then road his electric trolley back to Monkey Burger. While locked in a cage I plotted out my escape. I picked the lock with my monkey tail and knocked out French Boy with a kung pow kick to the back of the head. Then, I had to hitch hike all the way home from Frenchburg, Kentucky! Just remember monkey people! Beware of the French Boy or its Indiana Jones 2 all over again.... monkey brains for lunch!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:1332 2003-01-21T21:09:49Z 2003-01-21T21:09:49Z Today I rode the blast to meijers and bought me a basket of bananas! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:1235 2003-01-20T17:51:43Z 2003-01-20T17:51:43Z Sorry for my leap of absense, I went out and got monkey wasted on toxic bananas.... never eat the green ones. I had a really bad monkey hangover yesterday........ I remember laying around all day... watching Teletubies. Thats all I really gotsa say, besides saying:<br /><br />I am the Monkey King! All bow down before the Bananamal! *hoots* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:844 2003-01-17T19:13:35Z 2003-01-17T19:13:35Z I am such a happy monkey. I am watching return of the killer tomatoes and I am eating a banana. Bananas are yummy. I think I will ride the blast today because I got sources stating that the bus rifts me. I need to find $7. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:623 2003-01-17T00:29:43Z 2003-01-17T00:29:43Z Monkey says banana!<br />Monkey says banana!<br />Monkey says banana!<br />Banana!<br />Ha! Monkey didn't say!<br />Your OUT! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkey_steve:482 2003-01-16T19:06:13Z 2003-01-16T19:06:13Z Man o man! I get to ride the bus today! I found $.75 on the floor!!! *monkey dance* I found a banana too! This must be my lucky day!