The Adventures Of A Monkey In Cyber Space

POOP IN MY ROCKET SHIPS.

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:41:46 GMT

O.o I'm back from the dead. FUCK YOU. I'm going to eat lots of bananas and masterbate on your skull. FUCK YOU. No one cared that I died. No one cares that I live in a cardboard shoe box filled with tissue papers. I was burried in the backyard next to a tree stump. I ate my way out!!!!!!!!!!! EWWW. FUCK YOU SCUM.

Bleh.

Tue, 14 Oct 2003 19:15:32 GMT

Clay finally let me out of the closet. He put me in there for nearly 3 months and said I couldn't leave until I became a good monkey and stopped lying all the time. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL OF YOU. I am monkey steve, and I can do what I want. I can eat 3 bananas and not worry about it. FUCK OFF AND DIE.

NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!

Tue, 29 Apr 2003 17:36:58 GMT

Thats the last time I hop a plane to japan to visit my internet girlfriend...... I ended up getting SARS and being quarantined for a couple of months. >__< I took some pics while in japan though. I'll walk to CVS later and get them developed(I can pay for the pics this time because I stole $20 from clays coat pocket).

Banana 2.

Fri, 21 Mar 2003 18:49:08 GMT

These pretzels are making me thirsty. ^__^ I was a good monkey today and I stayed inside because it was raining. I'm not allowed to slosh around in the mud. Clay gets angry.

BANANA 1.

Thu, 13 Mar 2003 17:02:11 GMT

Wowsers. I spent a month hiding in the washing machine.... never hide in the washing machine!!!! *gasps for air*

Long time, no monkey update.

Wed, 19 Feb 2003 19:23:47 GMT

Everythings been swell in the monkey universe! Since the snow, I haven't been allowed outside much.... which makes me cry. *tears* clay says the snow would eat me. *shivers* So I should listen. But that didn't stop me from sneaking outside and making a snowmonkey! *giggles* Hes' a little chap, as the snow on the ground is almost taller than me! Well, I've been watching a lot of tv lately....... mostly pro wrestling. There needs to be monkey pro wrestling. Well, I'll be back soon!

GRRR

Thu, 13 Feb 2003 05:12:42 GMT

I tried to make a www.facethejury.com account but they rejected it..... damn racist against monkey people. *sighs*

Some pics of me:

Wed, 05 Feb 2003 01:19:50 GMT

rockin monkey

Me and my cock

weee!!!!!!!

Whoa whatta week!

Fri, 31 Jan 2003 04:49:17 GMT

Well, it all started out while riding the blast (this story is not for the faint of heart). Stepping off of the bus, I noticed a banana laying on the sidewalk...... and as I got closer..... it started moving. Angrily, I attacked the banana, only to find out that it was hooked onto a fishing pole and I fell into the evil clutches of my nemesis French Boy Fred -->

(the owner of the dreaded "Monkey Burger" restaurant!)

He picked me up, unhooked me, and placed me in a garbage bag... then road his electric trolley back to Monkey Burger. While locked in a cage I plotted out my escape. I picked the lock with my monkey tail and knocked out French Boy with a kung pow kick to the back of the head. Then, I had to hitch hike all the way home from Frenchburg, Kentucky! Just remember monkey people! Beware of the French Boy or its Indiana Jones 2 all over again.... monkey brains for lunch!!!

Yay!

Tue, 21 Jan 2003 21:09:49 GMT

Today I rode the blast to meijers and bought me a basket of bananas!

I am the King Bananamal and you are my monkey sex slave robots!

Mon, 20 Jan 2003 17:51:43 GMT

Sorry for my leap of absense, I went out and got monkey wasted on toxic bananas.... never eat the green ones. I had a really bad monkey hangover yesterday........ I remember laying around all day... watching Teletubies. Thats all I really gotsa say, besides saying:

I am the Monkey King! All bow down before the Bananamal! *hoots*

My favorite show is on!

Fri, 17 Jan 2003 19:13:35 GMT

I am such a happy monkey. I am watching return of the killer tomatoes and I am eating a banana. Bananas are yummy. I think I will ride the blast today because I got sources stating that the bus rifts me. I need to find $7.

Monkey says (poem):

Fri, 17 Jan 2003 00:29:43 GMT

Monkey says banana!
Monkey says banana!
Monkey says banana!
Banana!
Ha! Monkey didn't say!
Your OUT!

Lucky Day=Happy Monkey

Thu, 16 Jan 2003 19:06:13 GMT

Man o man! I get to ride the bus today! I found $.75 on the floor!!! *monkey dance* I found a banana too! This must be my lucky day!